Gibson is sick of church

Dear Gibson,

It was not nice of you to vomit all over the place so your mommy and daddy had to leave church early.

It was also not nice of you to vomit all over your mommy's shoe and sweater.  Now I smell bad.

I would appreciate it if you would act just a little bit sick now that we're home.  Because all of this giggling and playing makes me think we could have stayed at church.

...but it would be fine if you didn't vomit again, okay?

Like, ever.

Love,
Mommy