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I've been working on teaching Gibson a few "tricks" lately.
...like a dog. Except way cooler because he's a human!
Right before his birthday I taught him how to hold up one finger when I asked how old he is...so obviously he's teachable, right?
Apparently not. Here's how our learning sessions go:
Mom: Gibson, what does Woody say? "Yeeeeee-haw!" Can you say it? "Yeeeeee-haw!"
Gibson: *blank stare*
M: Gibson, what does Woody say? "Yeeee-haw!"
G: *points at Woody*
M: Yeah, there's Woody! What does he say? "Yeeee-haw!"
G: Hahahahaha. *points at Woody and crawls away*
M: Gibson, where's your cow?
G: *points at cow and laughs*
M: Yeah, here's the cow! Cow! The cow says "Moooooo!" Can you say it? "Mooooo!"
G: Mmmmmmmm. Hahahahaha!
M: Good job, buddy! Say "MmmmmOOOO!"
G: *points at the cow and crawls away*
M: Gibson, where's Ellie?
G: *pokes Ellie's eyeball*
M: There's Ellie! She's a dog. Can you say "dog?"
G: *stares at me blankly*
M: Duh! Duh! Dog! Can you say it?
G: *pokes Ellie's eyeball and crawls away*
M: Gibson, where is the dinosaur's eye? *points at eye* Where is the eye?
G: *whines*
M: Gibson, can you show me the eye? See mommy's eye?
G: *whacks the dinosaur book*
M: Good job pointing, buddy! See the eye? It's right here! *helps Gibson point at it*
G: *throws the book, screams, and crawls away*
How am I ever going to teach Gibson
But he'll be my little weirdo, I guess.
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